oh em gee, creepiest dream ever!
i had a dream last night that i killed four people by stabbing them repeatedly with a pencil. and i didn’t get arrested even though everyone knew i did it but i was just waiting for the police to come get me. i was just walking around town and everyone knew who i was. on the news, they were showing all of these pictures of me from high school and i was like, why don’t they show recent ones? those are so old!
i don’t know why i killed them. everyone was talking about it on Twitter and saying they never saw it coming, yada yada yada. right before i woke up, i was trying to contact Kendall Simsarian, this attorney i know.